To me, trained in Marxism by Soviet mentors, the idea of non-binary genders sounds more like Trotsky tripping on hallucinogenic fungi. In Marxist dating, there's just two swipes: workers and collective farmers. It's not about finding the one, it's about uniting the masses!

The socialist masses aren’t divided into oppressors and the oppressed. The oppressor's identity varies with positions, ensuring each comrade gets a turn at being oppressed - gender equality achieved under the keen gaze of State Security.

True non-binarity only emerges in bread lines, where all comrades stand equal in their hunger and anticipation of the state's bounty.

So, forward, comrades, beyond this capitalist gender chaos and to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday! Workers and collective farmers, unite!



Further reading:

The Problem with Capitalist Breadlines

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